Its been way too long since I've had a contest. Its also been a spell since I've had this strange urge to turn something different on my lathe. Not only that, its been way too long since I've done something totally off the wall. So to put all that together..... here's the first and most likely final CONTEST TO ADOPT DARRELL THE DARNING EGG!!
FIRST, we have a picture of Darrell totally nude. That's right folks. Daring Darrell plunged right in with full backside nudity! The guy's got no hesitation to show off his padauk pedigree, and i have to hand it to him (pun?) he is right handsome.
NEXT we see Darrell sporting a genuine JIMBO crocheted stocking cap. Joker Darrell just HAD to pull the cap over his eyes. I completely surprized myself by crocheting this cap. Shoulda writ down the pattern, eh? So the little cap protects Darrell's bald head. Other uses??? In honesty, the cap is remarkable evidence of just how bad I crochet, but hay my heart's in the right place... i think.
And at last, Darrell's head shot. Darrell peeks out with a big smile.... or is that just the grain?
So, here we go. I'm putting Darrell up for adoption. You can become Darrell's Momma or Poppa simply by posting a comment below, or by emailing me at
I'll announce the date for a drawing and end of the contest soon after I post the next auction (coming soon)